This Christmas, be sure to remember the rationalist approved miracles of Mother Teresa

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Hey folks! It’s Christmas! It’s the day of the coming our Lord Jesus Christ. There’s no better day than to move away from your pagan superstitions and embrace the  rationalist approved secular miracles  from the Vatican! For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son to die for our sins. For our Lord Jesus so loves our land that he keeps sending his angels: there was Blessed Mother Teresa who made cancer disappear, there is Blessed Mother $onia who made all our public money disappear.

This year, just a few days before Christmas, our prayers were finally answered and the Holy Father at the Vatican discovered this:

“Pope Francis has recognized a second miracle attributed to Mother Teresa, clearing the path for her elevation to sainthood next year. ….The second miracle involved the inexplicable healing of a Brazilian suffering from multiple brain tumors. … A report carried in Italian Catholic journal Avverine stated that a panel of experts convened by the Congregation for the Causes of the Saints three days ago attributed the Brazilian man’s healing to Mother Teresa.”

(http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Pope-accepts-2nd-miracle-Mother-Teresa-to-be-anointed-saint-in-2016/articleshow/50233208.cms?)

So, where had the first miracle happened? Well, Mother Teresa probably has a million miracles to her credit, but let us find out where the first recognized miracle was:

“The first miracle to be recognized was the healing of a tribal woman from Bengal’s South Dinajpur district who was suffering from abdominal tumor. Pope John Paul II had recognized the miracle in 2002.”

First in India, now  in Brazil. The Blessed Mother Teresa appears to be acting in a strategic manner to enhance India’s diplomatic depth by spreading her mercy to countries within the BRICS bloc.

Honestly, we secular Indians are surrounded by miracles. The other day, I found out that trees cut down for Christmas automatically grow back the second they are chopped off, thus causing zero harm to the environment. Just compare to the damage caused to the planet by pagan festivals like Diwali and Holi. If this is not a miracle, what is?  Even more than that, our vast army of environmentalists, feminists, rationalists who protect the idea of India have all become silent for a day to celebrate the coming of the baby Jesus. What bigger miracle can there be?

Ok, maybe I spoke too soon: here is Shri Deep Haldar, Asst. Executive Editor at Mail Today:

https://twitter.com/daipayanhalder/status/680275326535118848

Well, what I meant was that there is no better day for environmentalists, feminists and rationalists to speak up and bash paganism than Christmas. They are imbued with the spirit of the Lord today. What else would Jesus do?

 

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Here in this picture, you can see the Archbishop of Mumbai, like a loving shepherd, bringing some wayward sheep back into the fold. Oops…it’s the Archbishop of “Bombay”, not Mumbai: how dare the pagans  change the name of a  city that has been Christened “Bombay” by lovers of the Lord? There was once a heretic called Sanal Edamaruku who questioned the holy water at the Church in Bombay and God made him disappear from India. The rationalists didn’t even notice. Another miracle.

(http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26815298)

If it were up to me, I would break the Hindu male stranglehold and close all the hospitals in India and replace them with prayer centers to Mother Teresa.In fact, Mother Teresa always saw to it that her “homes for the dying” provided God’s merciful Christian death as the only form of healing and did not let the devil sneak in with medicines and all. Does closing all hospitals take away our choices? Not really. If a liberal feels like it, he/she can always travel abroad to get heretical medical treatment from the devil, no?

All of them have a good Christian death to look forward to. Ok, what about the pagans then? What if they want medical treatment? Ha! Believe you me, if you dare to be a pagan, there is eternal suffering in a lake of fire in Hell already awaiting you after death…so small earthly stuff like cancer and tumors and all are the least of your problems!

34 thoughts on “This Christmas, be sure to remember the rationalist approved miracles of Mother Teresa”

  1. A well written writeup on a angel to be saint!

    As the writeup is about such a eminent person,we should not miss all those note worthy points, hence I am adding a few.

    Francis Xavier carried out Portuguese Inquisition in Goa,tortured and killed 20,000 pagans, destroyed 300 Hindu temples and became a saint.

    Compared to this, this lady only prolonged the suffering of seriously ill patients without pain killer,but was magnanimous to declare who was suffering and from unbearable pain, that, “You are suffering like Christ on the cross. So Jesus must be kissing you.”

    The saint-to-be would keep repeating that she never did anything that would detract from the cause of the poor. She was a FRIEND OF POVERTY. She said that suffering was a gift from God

    In December 1984, 25000 people died in Bhopal from inhaling MDI cyanide toxic gas, leaked by the multinational giant Union Carbide,she was one of the first to reach Bhopal. She looked at the carnage, nodded gravely three times and said magnanimously , “I say, forgive.” There was a stunned silence in the audience and press. She took in the incredulity, nodded again, glared back and repeated, “I say, forgive”. Then she quickly wafted away, like a visiting royalty.(only possible for a saint-to-be)

    When a journalist saw a sick man suffering with pain, he asked Mother Teresa ” What do you do for your inmates suffering from pain?” The magnanimous answer was ” We pray for them!”. It went beyond that –for the poor patient was told ” You pain is Christ kissing you!” ” Suffering is a gift from God”

    She made such fantastic statement only a saint can make
    She said that suffering was a gift from God.
    She would say ” If there was poor leper on the moon, I will be the first to be there!”
    “I think it is very beautiful for the poor to accept their lot, to share it with the passion of Christ. I think the world is being much helped by the suffering of the poor people.

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  4. Today at least, true Indian Christians and coward rationalists don’t tolerate institutional saints conjuring up miracles to become saints and then killing thousands of innocent believers of other faiths or becoming saints after killing thousands of innocent people. If there are already such institutional saints no institutional saint has any credibility. The true European and Western Christians have come out in thousands against institutional saints. So, do Indian Christians and rationalists have left any immunity in them to overcome foreign virus of institutional sainthood based on conjuring miracles and killing of innocents? Be bold and truthful on at least your lord’s birthday.

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    1. Sam good article!

      http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/fighting_words/2003/10/mommie_dearest.html
      quote from article
      Many more people are poor and sick because of the life of MT: Even more will be poor and sick if her example is followed. She was a fanatic, a fundamentalist, and a fraud, and a church that officially protects those who violate the innocent has given us another clear sign of where it truly stands on moral and ethical questions.

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    1. HA HA HA …they are going to explode any minute out of sheer jealous and envy!!

      1. Narendra Modi completed its dinner of 24th December at Russia. He signed 16 pacts of Indo-Russia relation.
      2. He arrived at Kabul for Breakfast and inaugurated New Building of Parliament which was constructed by India and demolished by Pakistan Terrorist. He announced 500 scholarship to children of soldiers martyred in Afghan while addressing both houses of Afghan.
      3. He will do his lunch at Lahore, He is going to meet Nawaz Shareef on his Birthday.
      4. He will do his dinner in India.
      Diplomacy with three nation in same day. SuperHuman Unbeatable Energy.

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  14. Showing that idiocy has no boundaries.

    Ahmed Quraishi
    ‏@AQpk

    Strong earthquake in #Kabul and #Islamabad. #India’s PM #Modi was in both places today. He’s famously known to jinx his hosts.

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