#IamHoneyTrappedHelp : Dear Varun baba, the door is that way

Such moments in life are few and far between so one should savor them to the fullest. Like when the vending machine accidentally gives you two candy bars instead of one. Or the waiter suddenly likes you enough to bring you a free beer on the house (happened to me yesterday).   Or when you come home one night in an oddly good mood and find that some problems in your life have solved themselves. And then you curl up with a favorite feel good movie.

Ta ta ta ta ta… tra la la la la la …

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Well, that problem took care of itself. I guess BJP can continue with its Uttar Pradesh campaign now without being dragged down by an incompetent dynast with a big ego and lots of friends in *exactly* the wrong places.

Well, Varun baba, you are now free to tap your Whatsapp group contacts and see what they can do for you. Perhaps you can launch a Twitter hashtag for journo friends to volunteer to rescue you: call it something like #IamHoneyTrappedHelp!

Look at the bright side, Varun. On the one hand, you ruled yourself out for the post of UP Chief Minister. I suggest a two minute silence for all the trees that had to die so that there would be posters all across Uttar Pradesh pushing for little Pappu to be made the CM face for India’s most populous state. But on the other hand, you Varun are now free to take up causes that are closest to your heart : such as protecting lying journalists from having a bad day on Twitter. Go take out a “Patrakar Yatra” from Noida to Gurgaon to bring to notice the problems faced by media celebrities.  The two biggest issues facing idea of India experts today are encroachment by the Government of India into Lutyens bungalows and encroachment by common citizens into the media space. I bet you can sit down with Nandita Das and Brinjal to put together a statement of their misery that will finally move the masses.

And Mata ji, you no longer have to embarassed by the ways of your support base in front of your high society friends. Chote Malik has already covered your good name with glory. Now you can take all that glory along with you in to the arms of those who share your good name. We are content to send you our salaams and pranams from a respectful distance. Have mercy on our poor souls and quit the party, please. We beg you.

I really feel for the media on this one. A sex scandal involving the BJP should have been on the frontpages by now. They should have been celebrating by now, relishing the discomfiture of bhakts and sticking it to them. But God has a dark sense of humor. To quote South Park,  God does not laugh at a simple knock-knock joke. God needs deep irony to have a laugh. A BJP leader is caught in sleaze and bhakts are loving it, while those in Lutyens rush to provide cover. Why o why…why could it not have been some other BJP leader?

You know Varun, Karma can be a …. Well, I could tell you what it can be, but then you would report me to the Whatsapp group and I don’t want any more drama. Let’s just say Karma can be a “honey” sometimes. Simply put, what I am trying to say Varun baba is that the door is that way. Don’t let it hit you on the way out.

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12 thoughts on “#IamHoneyTrappedHelp : Dear Varun baba, the door is that way

  1. ‘the waiter suddenly likes you enough to bring you a free beer on the house (happened to me yesterday)’…….WOW….that is real bonanza!

    He He He….CW nice post….you have politely shown the door to mother and son….good riddance!

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  2. Well seems like his investment with the Luten media is paying him back. Such news for any other BJP leader would be totally one sided against the accused, but in this case the headlines are showing Varun’s side who claims he would quit politics if even one percent is proven right ! Seems like we still are stuck with him for some more.

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    1. So true. If a charge like this had come against some other BJP leader, media would have buried him by now. But Varun is holding up quite well. Having friends in the right (wrong) places really helps.

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  3. I agree that God has shown the way on this one. It has been obvious for some time that the junior Chinese Gandhis (Maneka and Varun) were hell-bent on sabotaging the BJP from the inside. If Varun had not been projected as the UP CM candidate of the BJP, they probably had a few more dirty tricks up their sleeves. But now they themselves are discredited. Varun will be nowhere on the UP scene, and the rails have been greased for easing out Maneka from the Cabinet. I expect that to happen after the various Assembly elections are over. The Lutyens media standing with them will be of no consequence whatsoever. When was the last time that a BJP voter paid any attention to headlines in the media? As AS says, good riddance to bad rubbish!

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  4. Timely fix … would you say. Coincidence a bit ironic. Slick move … I’d say something now on handbag lady … just something to let the dogs out. Keep it ticking.

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  5. Remember the stock market prediction if Modi wins. CW, you wrote a couple of articles on that. Proving that the Left everywhere is the same, here’s the same prediction on Trump.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-stock-markets_us_580a6ad3e4b0cdea3d87607c

    Scare the right and center with how minorities will suffer if the right wins. Then, scare them that they will lose their money, because that’s all the right cares about right?

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  6. Whatever, I still like to believe that Varun must not be compared to others in the dynasty. I also like to recall how he aggressively defended Hindus in his speech which ultimately dragged him to court of law for hate speech. I would not endorse his mother, but Varun is very different from his cousin. He also does not seem to carry Gandhi family traits in his DNA considering the fact that he was removed from that atmosphere as a toddler.

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