What more achche din could people ask for? The Gandhi family has gone from making a fool of the nation to making a fool of itself.
Rahul beta, go home. Tumse na ho payega…it’s beyond your ability.
First the Shehzada came charging at the RSS, blaming them for the assassination of the Mahatma. And then one smalltime RSS man from Bhiwandi filed suit against him. At first the Shehzada huffed and puffed. He told a crowd of his media chamchas that he would stand for his principles.
I don’t know what is more funny, a pampered, lazy and rich Shehzada running away from a fight or his media chamchas who believed he would actually put up a fight. See the faith they had in him:
That’s Firstpost on July 21, 2016, hoping that Rahul baba would have the fire in him to win politically. Ha! Dear Mameluks, we understand your Shehzada much better than you do. You had a point there about winning politically, but that would have been possible only if you had brought up your Shehzada to fight. Instead you people brought him up to claim Prime Ministership as a matter of birthright.
Perhaps, the RSS could have won legally and lost politically. But the RSS bet on the possibility that your lazy, pampered prince wouldn’t have the stomach even for the smallest battle. They won the bet.
And now the crown prince has scampered out of the battlefield, leaving his loyal Mameluks to pick up the pieces.
Can you imagine what it takes to make a loyalist like Sandipan Sharma exasperated with the crown prince? No use Sandipan, no use. Ha! Ha! You are only reaping the bitter harvest of what was sowed by generations of courtiers in Lutyens Delhi. For generations, flattery has brought vast fortunes to Indian intelligentsia. As a result, they kept raising the intensity of the flattery until the whole scheme imploded…and now the Lutyens darbaris have raised themselves a Shehzada who doesn’t know how to fight and doesn’t think it’s necessary.
This Shehzada believes that it is the job of the indulgent aunties and uncles in Lutyens to bring him back to power by cooking up “church attacks”, “attacks on Dalits” and “intolerance”. He doesn’t believe in lifting a finger. He doesn’t know how to… You were supposed to do all the heavy lifting while he plays Pokemon Go…
Note to the Right Wing: See how easy this was? This is how you deal with malicious propaganda. Instead of complaining and crying victim, someone from the RSS went and filed a case against them. And it worked so easily. Now if only the rest of the right wing were as proactive in combating the lies…
Note to Mameluks: Shortly after Rahul made his escape, I saw a truly hilarious trend on Twitter…called #RahulcheckmatesRSS. You Mameluks were so scared to tell the Shehzada the bad news that you decided to console the pampered prince with a twitter trend after a devastating retreat in court. This is your problem actually…it is this constant pampering which has made Rahul such a lazy loser. And when Rahul Gandhi ends up going from 44 to 4 in 2019, perhaps all of you console the Shehzada with a twitter trend like #Rahulsweepselections… Now go and book the Shehzada on a trip to Bangkok, he must be exhausted from 2-3 weeks of politics.
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