Dear young stone pelting friend,
On behalf of all Indians, let me first of all apologize to you, especially on behalf of all the Hindu, upper caste, heterosexual males who are reaping the maximum benefits from our colonization of Kashmir. Moved to tears by Burqa Dutt’s recent rapportage and Umar Khalid’s slogans, I have decided to break ranks with Indian chauvinists and give you a hint about how the break the strong arm of the Indian state.
Maybe I should also take this opportunity to acknowledge how unfair it is that you must occupy yourselves with this nasty stone pelting business at such a tender age. At a time when your young mind is generally busy contemplating the mysteries of the universe like Newton and Gallileo, I understand that stone pelting can be quite a distraction.
Here’s how you can bring the Indian state to its knees: it’s called non-cooperation and non-violence. To break the force of Indian colonial rule, you young Kashmiris have to stop paying those taxes that we have imposed on you. Boycott all the Indian made goods that are being flooded into your market. If you young Kashmiris can block all those crucial trade routes passing through Kashmir, you can bring the Indian colonial empire down. Stop working in all those mines from which India is tapping your mineral wealth. Stop working on those plantations of tea, coffee, tobacco and sugarcane. It is the blood of the Kashmiri plantation worker that has made India so wealthy and prosperous. Don’t let Indian merchants siphon off Kashmir’s wealth in their ships and trucks. If you stop working on them, their business empire will come to a standstill.
Inside Kashmir, you can do more. You can stop working on all the factories owned by Indian capitalists. At this time when India is fighting colonial wars all across the world, a stoppage of production in Kashmiri factories will paralyze India’s war effort. And please, please don’t let the jewel of Kashmir’s youth become cannon fodder for the Indian Army to fight colonial wars on distant continents.
This is the way. Your non-violent non-cooperation can put an end to India’s global dominance through colonialism. Yes, you can. You do as I say and you will have your freedom within a generation. You can have your own idea of Kashmir, free of Hindu, Sikh, Shia and Ahmadiya spies…
Hindu males have been fooling and misleading Muslims for a long time now. Even Mahatma Gandhi, the apostle of peace, recommended violent jihad for you guys during the Khilafat movement. It was obviously a trap laid by Hindu-Zionists to push young Muslims into generations of violence. The unsuspecting innocent believers, the lambs of the one true God, walked into it.
Also, like any young boy, I understand that you are horny. As shy nerdy kids who are absorbed mostly with physics (Newton died a virgin too!), I can see why 72 virgins can seem so tempting. But for your own sake, for your parents sake and for the future of your country, stay away from stone pelting. Especially now that the cruel Indian Army is using non-lethal pellet guns to deny you the passage to heaven and instead damning you to a lifetime of blindness. Open your eyes.