You have to give the Congress credit for having a sense of humor. First, Rahul Gandhi, then Priyanka and now this: on July 6, Congress spokesperson R S Surjewala put out what may possibly be the most ill fated tweet in history :
I’m all ears. What did Modi do now, after historic scams such as wearing 10 lakh suit, selling tea without a license at Vadnagar Railway Station as a kid, etc. etc. What “telecom scam” is about to come out now? Did he make too many expensive international phone calls from his office? Let’s find out:
A 45,000 crore scam under Modi’s watch?
Okay…now I get it. After 10 lakh suit, Narendra Modi must have purchased a 45000 crore watch. For a change, I agree with the Congress, it is indeed obscene for the Prime Minister to flaunt a Rs 45,000 crore watch on his wrist, when millions of people still struggle to make ends meet in our country.
So, which company makes this 45,000 crore watch? I’m curious about that too. Let’s read the whole thing further.
“During a press conference today, Congress legislator Randeep Surjewala said that a Comptroller And Auditor General (CAG) report had accused six telecom companies namely Aircel, Idea, Reliance, Vodafone, and Tata of portraying their net income between 2006-2010 less by over Rs 46,000 crore.”
Come again, please…
“Aircel, Idea, Reliance, Vodafone, and Tata of portraying their net income between 2006-2010 less by over Rs 46,000 crore”
You know ROTFLMAO is just an abbreviation people use on the internet for almost anything that’s remotely funny. But this time, I think I really am:
ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.
It’s from freaking 2006-10!!! Thank you Congress for unearthing yet another scam of Manmohan’s government! Have all of you been bitten by Pappu? Or have you become determined to go from 44 to 4?
Dear Congress, if you wish to block the GST Bill in the upcoming Monsoon session, you will really have to do better than unearthing your own scams and blaming them on everyone else… At least go find some Sadhvi somewhere saying something outrageous and get your Mameluk news outlets to declare her a “BJP MP”.
Wait, was this your new leader Priyanka’s idea to block GST? See, I knew it. The only one dumber than Pappu is Priyanka…
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