#UdtaFile: As Laloo ji celebrates 69th birthday, fodder scam files fly away

I thought I would post about this on June 8 itself when the news broke, but then I realized it was best to wait until June 11 when our great secular leader Laloo Ji celebrates his 69th birthday. Here is a file photo of the two great secular revolutionaries of Bihar who ended up as durbaris at 10 Janpath


My day began with the news that Bihar’s 16%  Chief Minister has reached the residence of Laloo ji with warm wishes and tributes. But Laloo ji is no ordinary birthday boy. He is not satisfied with some cake and candles. No, Laloo ji needs real makkhan and malai with his fodder and this was brought to him by Nitish ji…

” BJP on Wednesday hit out at the Nitish Kumar government in Bihar after files reportedly linked to the fodder scam went missing, saying it shows how power was being used to bury cases related to the scandal in which RJD chief Lalu Prasad has been convicted.

First of all, you have to appreciate the language used by mainstream media when it comes to secular politicians. Notice the word “reportedly”. Words like “reportedly”, ” allegedly”, etc miraculously appear whenever there is a possibility that someone not linked to BJP may be at fault. Suddenly the media becomes a stickler for solid journalistic ethics and focus on facts…the only time the media feels at liberty to report confidently on the basis of hearsay is when, for instance, someone throws a stone into a church. That is the only time pure speculation can be written as hard hitting news reporting and analysis.

The disappearance of fodder files is yet another feather in the cap of media’s beloved PM candidate Nitish Kumar. Ever since he ascended to the throne of Bihar winning a historic 16% of the vote, Nitish ji has mounted a crusade against thoughtcrime and speechcrime in Bihar… The official history of Bihar on the government website has been rewritten to remove the memory of crimes against Jayprakash Narayan by Indira G. The files related to fodder scam are disappearing… oh I’m sorry…they are ” reportedly” disappearing. Meanwhile dangerous young 19 year olds are being “reportedly” killed on the streets of Bihar for daring to drive past the expensive cars of secular politicians. In a renewed emphasis on freedom of expression, opposition politicians are being ” reportedly” killed off, sometimes more than one dissenter per day…

Here is a fresh crime that “reportedly” happened in Bihar today, this one “reportedly” from Nitish ji’s home stretch of Nalanda:

Locals blocked the road? Where will JDU’s secular zamindars drive their expensive cars now? These locals better get ready for a dose of secular justice…

Don’t worry about Bihar’s #UdtaFiles. Worry about Udta Punjab instead…

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17 thoughts on “#UdtaFile: As Laloo ji celebrates 69th birthday, fodder scam files fly away

  1. Mahatma Laloo Baby has been an inspirational figure.Today is a special day.Let us regale ourselves with anecdotes of this great man’s life. Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft.
    A few days later he got this reply :
    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
    You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
    correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
    Bill Gates.

    Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

    He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,
    he said:
    “Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi
    hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee haai.”
    Everyone was delighted.

    Laloo prasad continued…… “Ab main aap sab ko apnaa
    appointment letter padkar sunaongaa –
    par letter angreeze main hai – isliyen saath-saath Hindi main
    translate bhee karoonga.

    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad —– Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
    You do not meet —– aap to miltay hee naheen ho
    our requirement —– humko to zaroorat hai
    Please do not send any further correspondance —– ab Letter
    vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroor! at nahee.
    No phone call —– phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
    shall be entertained —– bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
    Thanks —– aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
    Bill Gates. —- Bilva.”
    What a great man.May he continue to inspire us.Ayushman Bhava.


  2. Nitish and Lalu are busy in their secular lovemaking while their illicit offsprings are making people realise the consequences of aligning to their castes while voting. And MSM is shit as always. I hope Ravish Kumar will descend to that poor Panchayat members home and ask…”Kaun jaat ho” …….


  3. ‘Udtafiles’……WOW you have set a trend for tweets, time to troll the crooks. I have only one thing to say for these scare mongers who play & encash on the fears of minorities. ‘Pseudo-secularism is the last resort of a crook when caught pants down’.


  4. CW,enjoyed your observations on “reportedly”and “allegedly”by the MSM while softpedalling the scams of entire anti BJP parties.The entire MSM with very few honourable exceptions is out to hunt BJP and the Hindutva organisations and misses no chance to some how tarnish,demonise or ridicule them and create prejudice in the mind of the public.
    Unfortunately BJP some how has never appreciated the crucial role of MSM
    in influencing and moulding public opinion and today does not have a even a miniscule presence in either print or visual medium as a result a lot of vitroilic propaganda against the entire Hindutva point of view on TV channels or print media is never countered nor is it able to effectively communicae its point of view.
    Against this the entire environment is Congress oriented with smallest of regional parties having their own TV channels and newspapers.
    BJP/Hindutva is banking entirely on Social Media to fight its battles with themselves twiddling thumbs or even at times sleeping with the enemy eg the number of exclusive interviews given by NDA ministers to NDTV or attending book sales of Rajdeep Sardesai.
    In the past the Hindu kings lost battles against Central Asian or British invaders due to their use of obsolate weapons such as swords and sticks or strategies against enemy armed with guns and mounted cavalery,similarly BJP is likely to loose the battle of perception due to their blundering spokesmen and lack of presence on the MSM and better appreciation of its critical role,to the extent that the massive Doordarshan net work remains unutilised by its complacent NDA government.


    1. BJP’s lack of media strategy is stunning. I think these people have gotten complacent about social media and all.. They are not realizing how quickly MSM is adapting to the new rules and now we have Mameluk websites all over…from Troll to DailyO. If they dont make repairs, we may be stuck in another 10 year Dynasty rule until the next big thing in media comes along.


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