With Kanhaiya Kumar becoming Bhagat Singh, is Chagan Bhujbal the next Ramprasad Bismil?

Yesterday, Shashi Tharoor, the world famous scientist who enlightened us about the dangers of drinking too much coconut water announced his latest discovery to the world:

Shashi Tharoor compares Kanhaiya to Bhagat Singh, invites criticism
https://t.co/1b3U1h1dcg #IndiaTV

— India TV (@indiatvnews) March 21, 2016

Shashi Tharoor has finally discovered for us our new Bhagat Singh. The new Bhagat Singh has been valiantly flashing his weapon against the Brahmanical “Swachch Bharat Abhiyan”  created by Hindu males.

The greatest response of all came from the Unreal Times:

Somewhere in the afterlife Sukhdev, Rajguru are laughing their asses off trolling Bhagat Singh after Shashi Tharoor's comparison

— The UnReal Times (@TheUnRealTimes) March 21, 2016

 

Somewhere out there in the sky,  Ajmal Kasab awaits his turn. Right now, the liberal camp is kind of divided over what to do with Ajmal Kasab. For some liberals, he is actually a Wahabi Hindu sent by Modi to attack Mumbai. For other liberals, he is an innocent victim of Hindu male extremism… But I am sure he will soon get his turn in the sun. After all, didn’t Bhagat Singh and Batukeshwar Dutt throw a bomb in Punjab Assembly? How different is that from Ajmal Kasab and his 9 secular brothers launching an assault on the financial headquarters of the prison house of nationalities called India… Ten young secular brothers, united in the name of the idea of India faced with the might of thousands of armed and angry Hindu males. A battle to remember…

But now that Indian liberals are on a spree looking to find parallels with freedom fighters with prominent figures in the Dynasty ecosystem, expect Chhagan Bhujbal to see a ray of hope. We all know that the AAP government in Maharashtra has acted swiftly to put corrupt Chhagan Bhujbal behind bars:

Real credit for Bhujbal arrest should go to @AnjaliDamania and activists who withstood pressure to keep heat on corruption. Well done!

— Rajdeep Sardesai (@sardesairajdeep) March 14, 2016

Meanwhile the BJP CM of Delhi continues to drag his feet on the famous 370 pages of evidence against Sheila Dikshit supplied by Shri Arvind Kejriwal….

But the Kanhaiya Kumar-Bhagat Singh comparison has come as a ray of hope for beleaguered Chagan Bhujbal. He can finally stand and say proudly before the court:

Yes, my lord! Yes, I have looted Maharashtra. Yes, my lord I have plundered Maharashtra. So, what my lord? Didn’t our great revolutionaries Ramprasad Bismil, Asfhaqullah, Rajendra Lahiri and Roshan Singh loot sarkari treasures at Kakori on August 9, 1925? My lord, I have done something similar. I am the modern day Ramprasad Bismil. I am proud to be accused of looting under the same provisions of the law that Ramprasad Bismil was accused under… Give me azaadi! Inquilab Zindabad!