Did Kanhaiya Kumar misbehave with a woman?

Folks, today’s post is only a question and while I suggest that we disseminate the question widely until we have a correct answer, it is important to note that we cannot jump to conclusions before we have solid evidence. So, let me begin this post with the now famous disclaimer that Jayati Ghosh would probably have given:

“We know nothing and cannot prove it”

So, last night, this FB post by one “Kamlesh Parmeshwari Kamlesh” slowly started going viral on social media.

The link to the FB post is here:

https://www.facebook.com/jnuwomenspeakout/posts/1046216108776851

It is signed as follows:

“Kamlesh Narwana
Ex-JNU Student
Assistant Professor
Institute of Home Economics
Delhi University”

Although this post was written on March 3, the matter slowly started going viral only after she also shared the following letter last night:

Here, the key is to remember that this letter does not contain the sign / seal of the Chief Proctor of JNU. There can be no doubt that it looks fairly genuine, but we definitely have to wait until the original letter (assuming it exists) is obtained. There is a letter number and everything here, so verifying this would be as simple as someone like Tajinder Bagga or so going to JNU and checking with the Chief Proctor’s office. Should take a couple of minutes at  most.

I am hopeful that we will soon find out in the coming days if Comrade Kanhaiya Kumar can join the glorious revolutionary ranks of Tarun Tejpal, R K Pachauri and Hasan Suroor. Imagine the joy in Lutyens Delhi if they  discover that their new found soulmate Kanhaiya shares the same traits as other illustrious icons of Indian liberalism.

It is also a bit of a pity that while Kamlesh Narwana’s letter has been on FB since March 3, BJP’s IT cell has not swung into action (and who knows if they have even done that now?) Does power make people lethargic? I hope not! The allegations are quite serious. Exposing obscenely in front of a woman cannot be taken lightly. If the letter is genuine, the JNU administration agreed with this view and imposed a pretty hefty fine of Rs 3000. If Kanhaiya is to be believed, that is his mother’s salary for a whole month. Did Kanhaiya Kumar make his mother proud by spending her one month salary on harassing a woman? If so, this is the most fitting tribute an Indian Commie/liberal could give to our nation’s women on International Women’s Day.

We cannot, of course rule out alternative explanations. Did Kanhaiya Kumar want the azaadi to pee as a form of protest against Modi’s Swachch Bharat Abhiyan? Or perhaps he obscenely exposed himself in front of a woman to make a statement against Modi’s “Beti Bachao Beti Padhao” efforts? If so, we should all support this brave son of India for taking a firm stand against “Brahmanical” Swachch Bharat Abhiyan….  We all know that Dalits have been forced to make a living cleaning garbage for centuries. By taking a stand against garbage and filth, is Modi trying to say that Dalits should not be allowed in India at all, just like Dalits are not allowed in the CPI(M) politburo:

If that is the case, we should all applaud Kanhaiya for taking a brave stance against Manusmriti and Brahmanism. In fact, I call upon all of India’s liberals to graciously urinate all around Parliament as a statement against Swachch Bharat Abhiyan. All the urine collected will be donated by Ajitdada Pawar to farmers of Maharashtra…

PS: It should be repeatedly emphasized that I do not know whether the letter that claims to be from JNU’s Chief Proctor is genuine. It is extremely important that this letter be verified from JNU BEFORE we jump to conclusions. As I said before, “We know nothing and cannot prove it” 🙂