Folks, today we have a fantastic demonstration of how the anti-national lie machine works in perfect sync. It all began with respected JNU Professor Jayati Ghosh declaring this to CNN-IBN:
Here you can see that the respected “academic” is having an epic failure of imagination. Come on, Jayati Ghosh, you are being paid big bucks by the Indian taxpayer for whatever you have been passing off as “research”. The least you could have done is pulled a Barkha Dutt on us and said that your source is “Ankit from IIT”. Is this how you put in references while drawing conclusions in your “research” papers, quoting unnamed “plausible sources”?
Then, came the most epic line of all:
“We know nothing and cannot prove it“. I guess we finally have a fitting slogan for the liberal “research” in JNU’s social science departments.
But Jayati Ghosh’s liberal peers quickly lapped up her research and started citing it as a reference. Never mind that Jayati Ghosh knows nothing and cannot prove anything. The “proof” that IB agents staged the JNU anti-national protest will be written into history later on whenever a secular government comes back to power…
Personally, I think that “plausible sources” have assured Jayati Ghosh that whenever Lutyens gets back control of Delhi, MHA bureacrats will be tortured with cigarette butts until they agree to file an affidavit confirming that IB agents were indeed in the JNU crowd. Of course, I know nothing and cannot prove it. 🙂
The first “news” outlet to start citing Prof. Jayati Ghosh’s outstanding “research” was AAP’s footmat Janata ka Reporter.
That’s just level 2. Level 0 were the unnamed plausible sources of Jayati Ghosh. Level 1 was Jayati Ghosh herself. Next, this tweet by Janata ka Reporter was picked up by Mameluk Nikhil Wagle:
That’s level 3. In Level 4, the tweet by Nikhil Wagle citing the tweet of Janata ka reporter citing Jayati Ghosh citing unnamed plausible sources…gets picked up by rumor monger in chief:
You have to admit this is kind of awesome 🙂
Even as an adult, I love to sit back and watch “How-its-made” videos…you know the ones that show you how stuff is manufactured…like how potatoes are harvested, then washed, peeled, fried…passing from one worker/machine to the next until the finished potato chips are packed and ready for distribution. You know, like this:
This was kind of awesome too. Like how Jayati Ghosh harvested her unnamed plausible sources, Janata ka reporter processed it, Nikhil Wagle inspected it, until finally Yugpurush Kejriwal packaged the readymade lie for distribution to “news” channels across the country. Coming soon to a TV/newspaper near you…the yummy, crispy, delicious lie. When you take a bite, think of all the unnamed, unheralded “plausible sources” out there in the fields working hard to bring you that awesome crunchy, munchy flavor…Enjoy! We do thank them and all the Mameluks along the chain for giving us this nice peek into how lies are made.