The core of the Dynasty’s power is that they have crooks at each level. Dr. Praveen Patil, who runs 5Forty3.in, calls them “penny stocks”. The Dynasty invests in a whole lot of them at extremely low prices and you never know which one will suddenly give massive rewards. Teesta Setalvad really is one such penny stock that delivered massive dividends. Today we are celebrating one such penny stock who has been shamelessly and relentlessly performing her duty to the queen. This one is called Jyoti Punwani and this Mameluk has been shitting across the web lately complaining about Yakub Memon’s pending execution.
I waited slightly before putting up today’s post, because I wanted to hear the confirmed good news that the Supreme Court has rejected Yakub Memon’s curative petition and “Memon sahib” is scheduled to receive his 72 virgins on July 30. We get rid of him and he gets 72 virgins. Sounds like everybody wins 🙂
Except for this one character named Jyoti Punwani, who has been breaking her bangles over Yakub Memon. Here are three of her recent shittings:
a) The many wrong messages that hanging Yakub Memon would send:
b) SC allots less than 5 minutes to Yakub Memon’s final appeal
c) Why it’s wrong to hang Yakub Memon
The last one was brought to my attention by a reader of this blog. This Mameluk writes:
“The mocking words of his brother, Ibrahim ‘Tiger’ Memon, advising him not to give himself up to the Indian authorities might have echoed in his ears. “You are returning as a Gandhiwadi, but the Indian government will see you only as a terrorist,””
Oh dear…not again. Another addition to Arund****i Roy’s list of “Gandhians with guns”… ok ok these are “Gandhians with bombs”. The Mameluk continues:
“Tiger Memon’s words proved prophetic. Yakub gave up life in a gilded cage in Karachi under the ISI’s watch, to come back in July 1994 and clear his name in the case of the 1993 blasts, which had been masterminded by his brother and Dawood Ibrahim.”
A Gandhian who gave up luxuries of life in a “gilded cage” in Karachi. This is getting even better. She continues.
“If Yakub is hanged, the message will be clear: if you have committed a crime and have been lucky enough to escape, good for you. If you are suspected of having committed a crime but want to return to India to try and clear your name, be prepared for the worst. Far better to spend your life in luxury, even if it is in a country that is hostile to yours. Not for you the choice of bringing up your children as Indians…. During his 21 years in jail, eight of them on death row, Yakub has obtained an MA in English from the Indira Gandhi National Open University. The authorities of the course denied him permission to attend the convocation, although it was held in Nagpur itself, where he has been lodged since 2007. The day the Supreme Court dismissed his review petition in April, Yakub got an MA from IGNOU in political science.”
Hmmm…an MA in political science? So even Yakub Memon knew that he could have a flourishing career in politics as a hero of the secular community 🙂
I see, Madam Jyoti, so Yakub gave up a life of luxury to come and live in jail. While in jail, he gained in knowledge and kept expanding his mind. What a beautiful story: but Jyoti Punwani could have made it better. I suggest that in her next article she can write something like this:
“Yakub gave up life in a gilded cage and went to live in prison where he would meditate under a peepal tree. He tortured himself with hardship and grew his knowledge till one day he finally attained enlightment. Henceforth, he became known as the Yakub Buddha — the enlightened one“.
And then Jyoti Punwani openly expresses her admiration for Dawood Ibrahim, the great avenger who punished our nation for its “original sin”:
“Finally, Yakub Memon’s hanging will inevitably draw our attention to the original sin in the chain of events that led to the March 12, 1993 blasts: the Mumbai riots that followed the demolition of the Babri Masjid.”
Ah! Original sin? I am not an expert in the secular scriptures, but you should know that someone always has to die for the original sin! And so it is that Yakub Christ is being put to death. So be sure to mourn for him on Good Thursday (July 30) when he is put to death. Don’t worry, he is going to a better place… Christ was born of a virgin and Yakub Christ is gonna get 72 virgins…so cheer up!